Once upon a time I signed up for a free 30 day trail of Amazon Prime, and I’ve never looked back.

1. Family members hit your up to use it.

2. You can’t go into stores without hating life.

3. You declare if Amazon doesn’t sell it, you don’t need it

4. If you order something from a different website. You go into the 5 stages of grief waiting for the package to arrive

5. You buy so much random sh!t.

6. You come home to boxes at your door almost daily.

7. You literally have no idea whats in the boxes because you can’t remember what u ordered, due to #5.

8. Your significant other questions your income and your spending habits.

9. Your constantly trying to convince others to join Amazon Prime.

10. When your subscription expires you try to convince yourself that you can live without it.

11. You’re a sucker for the suggested items.

12. Even though they have the easiest return system ever. You still keep what you don’t want and just give it as a gift later.

13. The one day shipping has gotten you out of a bind more times than you can count.

14. You have at least one of Amazon’s credit cards.



  1. Corinne & Kirsty 🌸 (@corinnekirsty)

    I don’t have an amazon credit cards ahah. I had the student Amazon premium and I was ordering a lot of books but not so much random shit ahah! xx corinne

  2. Jona

    Never tried amazon since buying outside the country sometimes bring some hassles. Been checking some things to buy online but decided not to purchase at all.

  3. thehouseturnedhome

    Life would be miserable witout Amazon Prime! Amazon definitely knows how to persuade people to buy, convenience is the money maker!

  4. Enjoyfreebies

    HAHAHA! I love this post. Amazon Prime has kind of changed our life. Now that we have it, we can’t imagine living without it.

  5. alisonrost

    I couldn’t live without our Amazon Prime. It’s so handy to just be able to point and click. Especially when I have kids that live far away. It’s easy to order things for them and have them shipped right to their door! Couldn’t live without it x

  6. Sondra Barker

    I love amazon. Did you know they don’t deliver to Hawaii?

  7. Sondra Barker

    I love amazon. Isn’t is crazy they don’t deliver to Hawaii!

  8. toastycritic

    Lol! I know that it is the experience for many having Prime. It really wasn’t my experience using it but then again there were very different dynamics. And I wasn’t worried about the shipping.

  9. Elizabeth O.

    Online shopping can be addictive especially if you are an Amazon Prime Member! I could relate to some of these and it’s crazy!

  10. Heather Tomoyasu (@USJapanFam)

    Haha!! I gotta say, I did the 1 month trial but didn’t find it worth it for me. If Prime Now had EVERYTHING, maybe… but it was pretty limited even here in Brooklyn! And now that Walmart has free 2-day shipping, well… yeah…

  11. Josselyn Radillo

    I don’t have an amazon credit cards, and the only time I use amazon is to buy cd or old movie that i love and of course movie, but def i love how safe I feel knowing I’m getting my package

  12. Louise x (@withlovefromlou)

    Literally laughed my ass off as I read this post as everything is SO true! I’m the worst person for forgetting birthday’s, so I’m constantly ordering last minute gifts and hoping they come super early the next day 😉

    Louise x

  13. Mommy Peach

    I love shopping online but only on sites I trust like Amazon!

  14. Befitting Style

    I accidentally joined Amazon Prime a while ago. I don’t think I need it because I don’t shop at Amazon enough to benefit much from it.

  15. Nancy

    Haha! This list is hilariously true. Found myslef laughing and nodding in agreement especially with # 4. 5, 11 and 12. Especially #7 is the story of my life. Love me my Amazon Prime.


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